Bar Tip 7.

It’s good to be a dumb. It’s not good to be “the dumb”.

Bar Tip 6.

Next time you crawl to the bar to get a Vodka, keep this in mind: Vodka comes from Poland! If you want to have a more scientific and propper explanation watch the last pearl of Vice guys. Wodka Wars. And empty the bottle. Watch the entire documentary here. Tunes: Evil – Interpol

Bar Tip 5.

It is bad taste to yawn in front of people. When one unexpectedly hast to yawn, if he rubs his forehead in an upward direction, the sensation will stop. If that does not work, he can lick his lips while keeping his mouth closed, or simply hide it with his hand or his sleeve in [...]

Bar tip 4.

A Pianocktail is a piano that creates cocktails. Every key is connected to a certain type of drink. So we can make a drink from every melody played. It doesn’t exist. Boris Vian wrote about it 50 years ago. But it would be cool if they do one. Anyway, there is always a way to [...]

Bar Tip 3.

The way you hold your glass can reveal much more than you might realise. Watchout. Tunes: Miracle – Sally Shapiro Jackie Junior – Sally Shapiro remixed by Junior Boys

Bar tip 2.

For all you bland chicks and chocks: the art of having fun is based on trust. Trust in one self and trust in others. But if everybody in the bar is like an angry tree trunk showing the Dirty Harry’s face, it’s just annoying. And then nobody trust in the other. And then the bar [...]

Bar tip.

Avoid casual conversations. Don’t talk about weather. Don’t tell a bad joke. Don’t confirm a stereotype. I don’t care what you did today. Don’t say yes just not to say no. Don’t judge for nothing. Have a reason. Don’t tell me the story of your life. Unless it’s interesting. And on top of everything: don’t [...]